Ladies & Gentlemen

 

In a test of strength

men should not compete,

but always stand

and offer their seat,

 

Never a lady

wear perfumes that lingers,

and never in public

say, “Here -pull my finger.”  

 

Men never be vulgar

harsh language be squelched,

Drinks should be sipped

and never be belched,

 

Ladies be dainty

and not dressed in haste,

No hair in your armpits

down to your waist.

 

 

 

 ZC