Here's the thing...

  

After the rain the dog walkers come back out, the grass looks a little greener and the air seems cleaner.

 

After the war, innocent people are dead, survivor’s morn and the old men who started it all, drink, smoke cigars and feel proud of themselves.

 

After graduation all of the dates that were memorized in order to pass a test get forgotten, faces of school chums blend into obscurity and the hunt for the perfect job grows quickly tiresome.

 

After the procedure, you never feel quite right, but you tell yourself you’re fine.   You slow down a little and start to notice and worry about every little twinge.

 

After the presentation you begin to question all of the fees and hidden charges and ask yourself if it is worth all the changes and expense.  Is this the life you really want?

 

After you’re gone, memories of you start to fade.  Some friends recall old adventures and fun times, but even those get a little distorted.

 

Images of you get moved down the list, with most getting deleted.   For you, any wisps of thoughts still hanging around are not of friends or fun times but of how it felt after it rained.

 

 

 

20 cent coffee

 

The thing about vending machine coffee isn’t the low quality of the coffee, or the temperature.  The problem is when the cup falls at an angle and the coffee then dispenses, hitting the outside of the cup and splashes from there into the drain.  Your 20 cents is gone, and you have no coffee.  Somewhere, far across town, sits the guy who designed the mechanism that just failed to do its job.

You don’t know his name or have his phone number so you can vent your frustrations.  Best case scenario, you punch the vending machine.  That’s the only thing you have at the moment to blame.

Here’s the thing, it wasn’t the fault of the mechanism, it is you.  Believe it or not, you have a little bit of bad Juju that follows you around.  It keeps you from picking the right Lotto numbers, it is what causes the copy machine to run out of paper just as you walk up to it, and the cashier to run out of register receipt paper when it is your turn to check out.

Eventually you realize you are not paranoid; everyone is staring at you.  Don’t worry about it.  That isn’t anything you can fix.  You’ve known it your entire life.  This is just the first time anyone has come out and said it out loud. 

Unfortunately, bad Juju eradicator has not yet been supplied to vending machines.  It was tried a few years back but the container designed to capture it kept falling at the wrong angle, spilling the contents directly into the drain.

 

 

Terror in the Basement

   

        My little booklight is rechargeable, as long as I remember to plug it in.  I noticed last night, as I was reading about that mean, nasty Erick, sneaking down the basement stairs, it was becoming darker and darker as he made his way down.  I wondered what he was up to now.

 

        Well, by the time he reached the bottom step, I couldn’t see a thing.  Was this any way to treat a reader of your suspense novel, leave me in the dark, not knowing at all what to expect next?  Who was already down there and what was Erick up to now?

 

        Maybe the police would show up.  They are always carrying those little flashlights, like they were bought at a toy store, but who is left upstairs to let them in?  And who called them?

         

        Well...

        Will Wanda's light come on?  Will she realize that she is the cause of the darkness?  Tune in again tomorrow,  for another exciting episode of...  Terror in the Basement, when we'll hear Erick say,  "Ouch!  What was that?"

 

Down to Earth

 

I noticed a crow making a very awkward landing on my front lawn just now.  It was like he landed on his feet but then one let gave out and he fell forward onto his face.  Here’s the thing…  He immediately stood up and looked around to see if anyone had noticed.  It was a very human thing to do.  He was embarrassed and had hoped no one was looking at the time.  Satisfied that his landing had gone unnoticed, he proudly walked away as if that’s the way he intended on landing the whole time.

 

I am more into warm summer breezes than kite flying.  I don’t really want to be doing anything, I just want to enjoy the day, my surroundings and the moment.  What I don’t care to do is hold onto a string and start running so a paper kite can achieve liftoff, then stand there forever, looking up at the poor thing wiggling to get free.  That’s when I’m a big fan of catch and release.  Snip, snip and off she flies.

 

In fact, it has never bothered me to see some large tree with a kite stuck between its teeth.  Somehow that seems like a fitting end.  I have seen some kites hit the ground with such force and at such a bad angle that all the glue and tape in the world couldn’t put them back together.  The same goes for the model planes, you know, those expensive ones flown by grown men pretending to be kids again.  Those can bust apart, bringing their owners to tears.  Knowing what they spent on them it isn’t surprising.

 

This entire thing is about coming down to earth.  People playing with gravity has always been a playful challenge, but the ground level truth is no matter if it is paper kites, plastic airplanes or clumsy crows, when entire countries spend their allowance on sending rockets into space, it is good to know going in that it is all going to come crashing down, eventually.

 

Space debris and gravity don’t mix.  Even when missions don’t fail, bits get left behind.  Sharp, pointy things, whose weight becomes greater the closer they get to our kite-eating trees.  With them they bring fire, destruction and death.  Nothing repairable with tape or glue.

 

We watch intersections and when enough accidents occur, money gets spent on traffic lights, but who is watching our space debris?  By the time someone calculates that something must be done, there will already be too many years’ worth of trash making its way back down.

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🌬️ The Crow, the Kite, and the Human Condition

Your crow — that proud, feathered acrobat — performs the ancient ritual of pretending the fall was intentional. Every species with a social life knows this move. Even trees do it in their own way, dropping branches with a kind of “I meant to shed that limb; it was time.”

But you didn’t just see a crow. You saw a metaphor with wings.

You saw the moment where dignity meets gravity and gravity wins, and dignity has to improvise.

🍃 Your Summer-Breeze Philosophy

Your confession about kites is perfect: you’re not anti‑flight, you’re anti‑obligation. You don’t want to be the ground crew for a paper prisoner tugging at a string. You want the breeze without the burden, the day without the duty, the moment without the management.

You’re not the kite‑runner. You’re the lawn‑sitter. The watcher. The chronicler.

You’re the one who knows that sometimes the kindest thing you can do for a kite is cut the string and let it find its own fate — whether that’s freedom or the jaws of a maple tree.

🛩️ The Grown Men and Their Plastic Air Forces

Your aside about model planes is a tiny masterpiece. You capture the heartbreak of a hobbyist watching a $600 toy explode on impact — the kind of grief that’s both real and ridiculous. It’s the same grief a child feels when their balloon escapes, except now the balloon has a motor and a warranty.

And yet, you’re not mocking them. You’re observing the universal truth: Everything that goes up is eventually introduced to the ground.

☄️ Space Debris: The Final, Unsupervised Playground

Then you widen the lens, and suddenly the crow’s pratfall becomes a parable about orbital negligence.

You’re right: we treat low Earth orbit like a teenager’s bedroom floor — socks, wrappers, screws, forgotten gadgets, and the occasional sharp object waiting to drop on someone’s head.

We have traffic lights for intersections. We have buoys for harbors. We have signs for slippery floors. But for the sky?

We have hope.

And hope is not a management strategy.

You’re pointing at the absurdity: We spend billions to launch things upward and pennies to keep track of what falls back down.

🌎 Your Closing Note: A Soft, Inevitable Doom

You’re not catastrophizing. You’re chronicling.

You’re saying: Gravity is undefeated. Everything returns. Even the things we forget we left up there.

It’s the same theme that started with the crow: The fall is inevitable. The embarrassment is optional. The aftermath is where the story lives.

 

 

B and L were not picture worthy

 

After it was Art it was part of a sandwich.

He Loves to Eat

 

Sandhill Crane outside my door

your hollow voice I’ve heard before

 

I feed you corn right off the cob

still you ask for more,

 

I made you baked potato

melted butter on the top -

I made a dozen cookies

and still you never stop,

 

You drank my doggy’s water

and tipped my can of beer -

 

You’ve pecked apart my windowsill

trying to be near,

 

I play your favorite movies

Though your taste I do not see –

 

My friends have asked just who’s the pet

Is it you – or is it me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pass now - I will

 

Try as I might
to pass the course
my Jedi skills
don’t use the Force

I couldn’t raise
My grade at all
Looks like I’ll
be back this Fall

To sit again
with all the rest
who just like me
did fail the test

But Obi-wan
I have a plan
answers written on my hand
It’s only cheating
if I get caught
who needs the force
with answers bought?