Seeing eye to eye is
not always a good thing. Especially if
the eyes looking back at you belong to a mouse.
OK, I’ll start from the beginning.
I’m at Chuck’s house and so far, the visit is going fine. He is telling me about a concert he attended
two days ago, when his phone rang. He
looks at his phone and then at me.
“I need to answer
this, but it should only take a minute.
Get us some chips out of the pantry, won’t you?”
He answers his phone,
while I head to the kitchen to look for his pantry. I see it is a double door pantry, so I pull
open the right-hand side door to look for chips. There, at nose level, is a mouse looking back
at me.
Not all that sure
what to do next, but I can hear Chuck talking to someone, so I can’t really
yell out for him to come to the kitchen, and I don’t want to lose track of the
mouse, so I can’t really close the door.
I’ve never known
Chuck to have a cleanliness problem, or any infestation issue, yet here I am,
nose to nose with Mickey. I’m hoping
Chuck will end his conversation so I can call him in here but so far, he is
just droning on about something, and I’m not real sure how much longer this rat
is going to stay put. There are a lot of
boxes and canned-goods he could quickly scurry behind if he wanted to.
What happened next might surprise you...