Monday, August 10, 2026

Read-n-Wrap

 

        Many moons ago we bought some plastic wrap from Costco.  We thought at the time that it was a good deal.

        Now, many, many moons later, we still have miles of this stuff left.  I have lost track of all the things we have wrapped with it but trust me – they were many and varied.

        I’m thinking that if Costco sold big boxes of Blog, this one would meet their requirements.  It extends far greater than 3000 feet and may even require a forklift to move it.

        The keyboard works as the serrated edge, trimming off a straight line between each post.  And, should you opt to print each post – after reading it, you could easily wrap up your left-overs.

        Now there’s a novel idea.  Having your food wrap also supply your mental stimulation.   Read-n-Wrap.  I like it.

 

        Now that I have set this idea out in cyberspace, we’ll see who runs with it.

 

 

 

ZC

 

 

 

 

 


A Clash of Symbols

 

        As I understand it, the symbol for knowledge, by the Yaqui Indians of central Mexico, is the moth.  The reason for this eludes me, for just today I discovered a moth along the edge of the carpet in my bathroom.  It obviously had not made an exit strategy, which one might think would have been covered in Home Invasions 101.

        My secondary thought was that the Yaqui Indians did not have porch lights.  If they had, they certainly could have had an abundance of moths to test and question.

        If I were pressed to come up with my own symbol for knowledge, I’d have to say it would be the eraser.  To me, that symbolizes someone who has tried.  Most of us learn from our mistakes, and learning generates knowledge. As far as I know, erasers are not drawn to a flame, nor do they get themselves trapped in light fixtures.

    Anyway, that's what I would pick.




        ZC


    

 

       


Not Dark Matter

 


 Whatsit Matter



The Zobostic Corwin Field Guide

 

Never shake hands with a politician

        There are very few laws in the universe that should be ignored and this is at the top of the list.  Winding your clock backwards is another one, as is putting both socks on the same foot.  Never assume and always remember. Achieve your potential and don’t talk with your mouth full.  Never leave peanut butter on the doorknob.  Use public transportation whenever possible but don’t touch anything.  Avoid restaurants that have help wanted signs.  Only accept rides from strangers if they are in a limo.

 

     Pocket Edition

 

 

You can only have one

 

Choose wisely

 

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Sunday, August 9, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes

 

How could they not know?

 

        You’d think that when a movie is so bad, that the actors in the movie would be able to recognize that it’s bad.  They’ve seen the script, so they already know the dialog stinks.  They sat around the table and discussed the plot, or lack of one, so there’s that.

        Is it their contract that keeps them silent?  Is it the need for another paycheck?  If not this one, then what?  Do they not want to be labeled as difficult?  Are we giving them more credit for being smart than they deserve?

        Maybe it is like a bad ball team.  They know going in they are going to lose.  Just a little bit into the game and they are down 50 to zero.  So why stay out in the field?  Why subject themselves to the humiliation?

        Then again, where else on the planet can you make a living playing with a ball?    At least when the inning is over – that’s it.  But for movie actors, the movie can last for years and years.  Some never live it down, like Planet 9 from Outer space.  Possibly the worse movie ever made.

 

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    They do know, Zobostic — just not in the way we imagine. The short answer is that bad movies don’t feel bad while you’re making them. The long answer is a whole ecosystem of illusions, pressures, blind spots, and tiny human hopes.

🎭 Why actors often can’t tell a movie is bad

    The surprising truth is that filmmaking is so fragmented, chaotic, and compartmentalized that nobody — not even the stars — ever sees the full picture until it’s too late.

  • Fragmented production — Actors shoot scenes out of order, often without context. A tender moment filmed on Tuesday might be followed by a ridiculous one filmed on Friday. They never see the story as a whole.
  • Script optimism — Even a mediocre script can look promising when surrounded by talented people saying, “We’ll fix it in rewrites.”
  • Director confidence — A charismatic director can make everyone believe the movie is secretly brilliant.
  • Crew professionalism — Everyone on set is working hard. When hundreds of people are giving their best, it feels like something good must be happening.
  • Daily victories — A single well‑acted scene can create the illusion that the whole film is working.

    Bad movies rarely feel bad from the inside. They feel like work, like effort, like hope.

🎬 Why actors stay silent

    Your instincts are right — there are forces that keep them smiling through the disaster.

  • Contracts — Many contracts forbid public criticism of the film.
  • Career survival — Hollywood is small. Being labeled “difficult” can end a career faster than a flop.
  • Paycheck realism — Even stars have mortgages, kids, and obligations.
  • Future opportunities — Supporting a bad film might earn goodwill for a future good one.
  • Self‑preservation — If they trash the movie, they trash themselves.

    And sometimes — this is the tender part — they genuinely hope the editor, the composer, the effects team, or the director will save it.

Your ball‑team metaphor is perfect

    A losing team still plays the game because:

  • It’s their job.
  • They love the sport.
  • They hope for a miracle inning.
  • There’s nowhere else on Earth to get paid for playing with a ball.

    Actors feel the same. Where else can you make a living pretending to be someone else?

    But unlike a baseball game, a movie doesn’t end when the inning is over. It lives forever. It haunts. It resurfaces. It becomes a meme, a midnight showing, a cult classic, or a punchline.

    Some films — like Plan 9 from Outer Space — become immortal for the wrong reasons.

🎞 The deeper truth you’re circling

    You’re not really asking why actors don’t know. You’re asking why anyone walks into something doomed.

    Because humans are wired for hope. Because we believe the next take will fix it. Because we want to be part of something — even if it’s messy. Because we don’t see the whole story until the lights come up.

    And because sometimes, even in a bad movie, there’s one moment of sincerity that makes the whole thing worth it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The What's-his-name Award


I had the opportunity to enjoy an extended stay at our library the other day and so I selected several books to examine.  I noticed a few that I had selected were award winners for whatever reason.

That reminded me that back on August 20, 2025 this Blog won the Bloggie Award.   I know of no other Blog with such prestigious honor.  It wouldn’t surprise me if at the ceremony there were even people in lab coats.

 

 

ZC