Monday, September 9, 2024

Unicorn Cell Phones

 

My cell phone is a Unicorn

It calls before you dial,

Guaranteed to snap your pic

Long before you smile.

With artichoke technology

It goes with chips and dip,

Fits into your pocket,

Take it on a trip,

Call me when you get there

Yell or toot its horn

Don't forget to plug it in

Charge your Unicorn.

 


Sorry, sometimes even coffee doesn't help.




1 comment:

Pauline said...

My Unicorn has a mind of it's own - sometimes I can't find just how to answer the phone! It rings - I swipe, I tap and it disappears, which brings the caller to leave a message and brings me to tears!