and people wonder why I drink.

 

The Sun came up over the mountain and broke through the kitchen window.  It was loud and scattered broken glass everywhere.

Sometimes it is the problems with the English language that give me inspiration.

 

She changed her name to, Watched Pot, to get rid of her boils.

 

Larry drove an old Chevrolet, while his friend Chuck drove a hard bargain.

 

Last year I dropped 100 pounds.  It almost hit my foot.

 

Mary put her dress shop on the outskirts of town.

 

You don’t need a leash to run the bases, but you need three people to take a walk to load them.  Although it’s nothing like a loaded gun but the inning could still be shot.

 

Bob needed a job so he hit the bricks.

Tim had a test coming up so he hit the books.

Ellen got fired, her boss told her to hit the road.

They knew that song would be a hit.

He needed a hit if they were going to win the game.

 Uncle.

and when did the word, uncle

become synonyms with

I give up?