I like my old camera better

 It always took pictures of things
that didn't really exist.

Like Piano Keys

A Fortune Cookie

The very first Zippo lighter

Olive or Twist

A Box of Quackers

Faucet with Leek

Yesterday's News

Four / Four Time

Crab Sandwich

Combination Plate

Clam Sandwich

and of course,
The actual birth of a Martini