Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Recipe - The Great American Novel


Prep time:  32 Years
Cook’s note:  Nothing should be half-baked

Things you’ll need,

811 blank pages

Catchy title

A pinch of Foreshadowing

¼ cup of close shaves

2/3 cup plot twists (blended)

12 likeable characters

2 villains (1 known, I surprise)

At least one mad dash.

Time constraints, 2 or more.

3 comic relief areas

Someone completely unknown from left field.

Surprise ending

9 cases of assorted punctuation.

 




1 comment:

Pauline said...

By Golly - the bookshelves will now be crowded as everyone finally has the recipe!!