Great Pics - although not taken by me.

 

 

 

 

and finally...

 

 

Just another suit.

 

 

 

 

 



Little Known Fact

 

 



Second-hand Daydreams

It was odd, but I fell backward and landed in yesterday.  I know I wasn't dreaming because it hurt a great deal when I landed. 

As I stood up and looked around I could see that not only was I in the past but I was actually standing in a restaurant.  What the heck - I ordered lunch.

 

 

The menu prices were great, there was no pesky calorie count next to every item listed, and the place smelled like fresh grease. Yum.

 

I even recognized the music that was playing on the Jukebox.

 

So what's the catch, I wondered...

 

Ahhh, I see it.  The person at the next table was smoking. Yuck!

 

I couldn't take it.  When my waitress came by I asked her to pinch me.

 

Ouch.  I woke up.  I was back in today.  The smoker was gone, the prices were crazy and the music was driving me nuts.

 

It was great to be back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





Hotel Bill

 

We both thought they were over-charging for the room.

Although her English was questionable, we asked the maid what she thought.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This was our turn-down service...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Suckers!

 



Just outside we saw this...

 

 

Once we were actually inside

the antique shop

 

we noticed these...

 

 

 

 

 

They didn't look all that old.

 

 

Such a Thing

 

 

Oh such a thing as we came by

Four feet, no wings and tiny eyes

 
We stared at her

She stared at us -

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 This soggy Hippopotamus
 



It might as well be Mars

There can be no more Jujubes

in the land of Good-N-Plenty

where a hundred thousand dollar bar

is no more than a twenty -

 

Mary Jane is Chunky now

Mr. Goodbar's on the run

Hershey has a Baby Ruth

that used to be a Bun -

 

Reese's in the Skybar

with a Chiclets on his arm

A Swedish Fish that no one knows

with Pop Rocks for a charm -

 

Altoids on a fishing boat

Busy Rasinets

Goobers in Las Vegas

while his Sweetarts making bets

 

Necco needs a Payday

or 5th Avenue is out

Dots she has a Gold Mine

Bit-O-Honey there's no doubt-

 

 

OK, I'm done

 

Snicker, snicker, snicker...