The Zobostic Corwin Field Guide

 

Never shake hands with a politician

        There are very few laws in the universe that should be ignored and this is at the top of the list.  Winding your clock backwards is another one, as is putting both socks on the same foot.  Never assume and always remember. Achieve your potential and don’t talk with your mouth full.  Never leave peanut butter on the doorknob.  Use public transportation whenever possible but don’t touch anything.  Avoid restaurants that have help wanted signs.  Only accept rides from strangers if they are in a limo.

 

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