Having passed through the fire-swamp and over the lightening sand, I believe I am ready to face your job interview. All of the basics are on my application, but I understand that beyond that you still have questions.
I am honest to a fault. I will work hard when being watched. I will have personal items on my desk and will occasionally daydream. I will make and accept personal phone calls while pretending they are not.
I will grumble when asked to work overtime and call in sick when I am not. I will not volunteer any information concerning those areas of my application that may have been exaggerated. I will play sliotar for hours at a time when you are not around.
In the event of an anomaly
I will blame whoever is absent. I will accept credit for things I only had a
small part of and will ask for a raise often, and by the way, I can’t start
tomorrow as we discussed, I need tomorrow off.
Joe Everymann
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