My turn to be dunked

 

There is nothing left of my donut but the hole.

I never really thunk it,

I doubt that I could dunk it,

The Doctor said, "I’m sorry – that’s not a mole."

 

“I can’t really improve it.

If you want, I can remove it.

But where it was there’s sure to be a hole.”

 

I said, “Hey Doc, will ya?”

“Yes, but then I’ll bill ya.

The cost of which is somewhat of a toll.”

 

Your insurance plan today,

“Will simply look the other way.

For removal they won’t pay,

It’s cheaper if you simply pass away.”

 

It turns out they were right

I died that very night –

There was nothing left to say

Boxed up and carried away

 

Nothing in the graveyard but the hole.

 

 

 

 

 

 ZC