It might as well be Mars

There can be no more Jujubes

in the land of Good-N-Plenty

where a hundred thousand dollar bar

is no more than a twenty -

 

Mary Jane is Chunky now

Mr. Goodbar's on the run

Hershey has a Baby Ruth

that used to be a Bun -

 

Reese's in the Skybar

with a Chiclets on his arm

A Swedish Fish that no one knows

with Pop Rocks for a charm -

 

Altoids on a fishing boat

Busy Rasinets

Goobers in Las Vegas

while his Sweetarts making bets

 

Necco needs a Payday

or 5th Avenue is out

Dots she has a Gold Mine

Bit-O-Honey there's no doubt-

 

 

OK, I'm done

 

Snicker, snicker, snicker...