Dear Private Sector

No longer can I be laid off, let go or downsized.  Never again can I be passed over for promotion or assigned grunt work because I've done something you don't agree with.  My life is free of supervision, management and projects.  I will have zero employees reporting to me, calling in sick leaving me short staffed or sneaking smokes out behind the building when they should be working.

Companies run by Frank Burns and Les Nessman types can no longer reach me.  To every business owner having a  million dollars and no sense, I am not available for meetings or conference calls.  There will be no charts, graphs or Power Point presentations.  I remain immune to schedules and deadlines.

I am retired.  

Feel free to make three copies of this letter and file it under:  Unlisted.

Multiple Choice

1.     This gate is designed to keep something in.

2.     The lock on this gate keeps something out.

3.    The metal ring only needs to be on one post.

4.    This makes a better photograph than gate.

5.     Old technology works just fine.

6.    All of the above.

Do It Yourself - Home Project

It Doesn't Matter

if you're Republican or Democrat.

There are telltale signs if a politician 

has been in your yard.

Says it All

Is it better like this

or like this?

or like this?

Collecting Shells along the beach

in Normandy

Dear Zobostic,

"I find this to be in extremely poor taste.  You have apparently lowered your standards.  We have come to expect so much more from you.  I hope you'll do better in the future."

As always, this blog prints opposing views

whenever possible.

Keep in mind, it's not always possible.