1. The less
you click on unknown sites, the longer your computer will last.
2. When you think you should stop for gas, you
should.
3. If
someone asks you a question about someone else, look behind you before
answering.
4. As long
as you carry a small pocketknife, you’ll never need it.
5. Neither your TV or your cell phone is really
smart.
6. With regards to Death Bed Confessions, there
is no such thing as a death bed. I know,
I’ve checked several furniture stores.
7. No matter
what you write, someone else will want to change it.
17th century
Refers to the use of one’s
thumb as a measuring tool.
Unrelated to the baker’s thumb, used to add weight to a purchase, or a
hitchhiker’s thumb as an informal request for transportation. None of which is related to Siskel and Ebert.
That's it for thumbs.
1 comment:
I tried to find a good thumb pun, but I couldn't seem to put my finger on one. Wait: how about this one: What did the finger say to the thumb? "I'm in glove with you!"
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