Then suddenly playtime was over
The alligator bit down on her
arm. The pain was excruciating and then
some. Just a moment before he dragged
her under the water, she took a big gulp of air. She thought if she could play dead long
enough, the thing would let go of her arm.
This was a lesson in how to build a spoiler-alert into the title of your story.
Side note: 1
Going down with the ship doesn’t make you a hero. It only makes you dead.
Side note: 2
Being the last to know simply means you’re not the friend you
thought you were.
Side note: 3
Whether or not you leave food on your plate has no effect on the starving children overseas.
Side note: 4
Taking one for the team.
The team doesn’t care, if they did, they wouldn’t have put you in that
position.
Side note: 5
Each and every time someone says, “Here, smell this, or here,
taste this.” Just go ahead and assume it’s
bad.
Side note: 6
The headlines on the internet are designed to make you click
on them. If the story was real, you
would have already heard about it.
Side note: 7
Stay out of the ocean and you won’t be attacked by a shark. To avoid earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes,
raging fires, floods and tornadoes, move someplace else.
And finally:
Never look to a blog for sound advice.
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