To Whom it may Concern

 

Dear China,

    I find your products are made to very low standards.  The materials are inferior and the workmanship is shoddy at best.  Your instructions are so poorly translated that nothing you print makes any sense.  

    It was your low, low price that caused me to purchase this computer.  As you can see from my letter, your computer failed right away, causing me to bring this typewriter up from the basement.  This was made here, and as you can see, years later it still works.

    Now that I have vented my frustrations onto this letter, I find that these envelopes have been made in China.  They are folded incorrectly and the glue is missing.  I give up.

    Respectfully 
    Slow to Learn