My Report

 

 

As submitted by Z, Corwin on this,

the 3rd. day of February 2008.

 

 

I have threatened on many occasions to submit these findings as a means of expedient retribution for some managerial annoyance, but discovered greater mileage in the threat than such a report could ever muster in behavioral change.

 

 Even now, I believe the impact will be minimal in comparison to that which the anticipation has caused.  Suffice it say, those involved at the time of this writing were most likely displaying a nervousness heretofore seen only in small birds held captive beneath paws.

 

With respect to chronology I must admit a failing, as situations and events were logged based upon convenience to my schedule and not so much prompted by fastidiousness or compulsion.

 

It is intended that this report be viewed as a stand-alone document.  Although supporting data remains available, I have taken pains to remove distortions and bias, admitting however, to views and opinions other than mine - however misguided.

 

Operating under the Rules and Guidelines as set forth for compiling such a report, and being obligated to pre-existing constraints, such as word count, I regret at this point in time that the body of this report must be archived until such constraints can be expanded to accommodate multiple page documents.

 

 

Respectfully

Zobostic Corwin