About as aerodynamic as a pelican
and heavier than a 1942 Buick. This not
only defies gravity but pulls itself forward at the same time. It does, however, make more noise than a
pelican, and emits more toxic fumes than a Buick.
It doesn’t come with airbags or
cup holders. It doesn’t have a favorable
trade-in value and there are no dealerships offering any kind of color
choice. In fact, I don’t even think they
would let us buy one, assuming we’d want to.
It isn’t going to fit in the average garage.
It doesn’t have a catchy name or
great mileage. You would, however, be
the first in your neighborhood to have one, should you manage to get your hands
on one. In fact, let me know if you
do. Maybe we could go in on one together. I’ll pay the registration fee, and you buy
the gas.
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