General Moss

Permission to come aboard?

S.S. Election

Larry Drank It.

They had built it on the prediction

that a massive lake was going to form here.

They never did break the champagne across it's bow.

and as always...

Don't try this at home.

Leave No Trace

Movie Review

Rolling Stone says: "One of the year's best."

I've got $20.00 that says nobody from the Rolling Stone stayed awake through this film.

If you do decide to watch it, despite all warnings, do not operate heavy machinery while doing so.

Even today, just the sight of the actor's faces causes me to yawn.

Save your money.  Watch paint dry.  Mail a postcard to your dentist, tell him you're coming over.  Trust me on this one.

Smash this DVD with a hammer.  Burn the pieces and then bury them.


Leave no trace.




ZC

Shipping and Handling

Dear Blue Bunny,  

If presentation counts for 50% of your grade
you'll want to take a second look at your packaging.

I understand it's just an ice cream sandwich
and two minutes after this picture was taken
there wasn't a trace to be found...

but none the less -
either improve your cartons
or you'll have to repeat Ice Cream 101.



  

The Thing About Comfort...

It doesn’t hang around long.  When you do discover that something is comfortable, maybe so much so that you really start focusing in on it, it’s usually right before things change. 

I had these shoes far beyond their use by date.  They became my primary choice.  They were seldom the best fashion choice and most often inappropriate for the situation but they were so darn comfortable that I just didn’t care.

This picture was taken approximately two months before I tossed them into the trash.  I placed this shoe upside down in the vice on my workbench so I could take this picture.  As you can see, they were no longer waterproof.

I currently have a closet floor full of shoe options but only one pair comfortable enough to replace these.

Check back with me in 2025 and we’ll see how these new ones are holding up.