Initially I thought the prosecuting attorney and the judge
were in cahoots. I couldn’t understand
why all of a sudden they were considering me to be a flight risk.
It was only when I was shown photographs that had been taken
during yesterday’s recess when I saw the feathers sprouting out from the
underside of my arms.
Of course, I had noticed them the last time I was in the
shower, but I didn’t really think anything about it. Oh yea, feathers, so what?
Since I began this story, I have been approached by Life
Magazine. They have given me a sizeable
check for an exclusive, which means I cannot continue telling my story
here. They have also bought the rights
to all photography pertaining to my situation.
My apologies for any inconvenience this disruption may have
caused. Once my trial has ended, the
proceedings will become public record, at which time I’m sure the Life Magazine
article will have hit the stands.
Thank you for understanding.
Z. Corwin
1 comment:
Oh Man....you've done it again! I am sure I will never hear the end of this story as you will probably fly the coup!
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