Before they recall the pennies

 Here's my 2 cents

The things you see from a bar stool don’t always make sense, and it helps to remember that bar time is always 10 minutes fast. 

Strangers, more often than not, will have a hidden agenda.

A smile is universal.  Not everything you read will be true and only some of what you hear.  

Man is not the smartest animal on the planet but always the most destructive.

Many things are predictable if you know what to look for.  

Bad songs are always the longest.