Place a bowl of fresh
potato chips on the counter. Leave them
there for a day or two. When you return,
you’ll find the chips are still there, but the crunch has disappeared.
No use looking around
the floor, it isn’t down there. The
crunch is simply gone. Vanished.
Even if every door
and window were closed and locked, somehow the crunch escaped.
The only way I know to
find the crunch is to sprinkle fresh Fritos around the house. Then, late at night, with all the lights off,
walk barefoot through every room. As you
travel, you’ll hear the sound of crunching.
That sound is the
lost crunch calling out, trying to find their companion chips.
What? Don’t believe me? Try it.
1 comment:
The other mysterious thing about chips is that they break easily. If you put your hand into the bag to grab a few - you end up breaking others. Pretty soon you have a bag of chip bits! No wonder the crunch is gone.
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