Wednesday, March 12, 2025

ZC in Real Life

 

Should you end up reading too many of these posts, you might begin to form an opinion of Zobostic Corwin.

I’d like to suggest that in your opinion you include a few basic facts.


1.    I have become more affected by gravity as the years pass.

2.  My sense of humor prevents me from discussing politics.

3.  I believe shoes should be worn the farthest point away from the nose as possible.

4.  I will be able to learn a foreign language the same moment I am able to read sheet music.

5.   Engineers should be made to live under the bridges they design.

6.   Lists should never be more than 5 items long.

 




1 comment:

Pauline said...

Especially a list of chores.