Sunday, March 23, 2025

The Verdict

 


When the defense attorney got up he put this picture up in front of the jury.  He looked at each one of their faces and asked them, how many of you wouldn’t have been tempted by the sight of a fat, juicy worm suddenly dangling right in front of you?

The prosecuting attorney jumped up.

  “Objection, your honor.  Calls for speculation.

“Overruled.  The jury may answer the question.”

 

The scene is a courtroom.  All participants are fish.  On trial today is the catch & release system.  

 

These proceedings are taking place today –

 

              in the Twilight Zone

 







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