Here's one called Psycho, it's got Anthony Perkins in it

 

The duck assumed the umbrella had been put there for her, however, it wasn’t an umbrella at all but the shadow of an owl that was perched on a branch just above the duck.   The duck looked up at me and said, “That, my friend, was a very long sentence.”

I couldn’t very well argue with her, it was a rather lengthy sentence, so I started over.

Sometimes we think something is one thing when it is really something else.  Take, for example, the duck who mistook a shadow to be an umbrella.  For the moment she was enjoying the shade that was being provided by the owl.

Little did she know, (Hey, wait a minute) this isn’t going to turn ugly, is it?  Like now you’re going to say the owl was hungry and because an owl can eat a duck…

Now why would I do that?  I’ve never written anything disgusting before, have I?

Well, I just didn’t like where that was headed.

Fine.  I’ll start again.

Once upon a time,

(You don’t have to get sarcastic about it.)

Look, maybe we’ll just watch a movie.

That’s fine with me.