Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Even Watch Dogs are Useless

 

Mr. Winter is a skilled professional.  He knows where you live, and even if it is one of those gate-guarded communities, he can get in.  Window locks won’t stop him, dead bolts can’t slow him down.  He will get into your home.  He can slip through extremely small openings or simply pass right through your door-wall.  Sometimes, like Santa, he’ll slide right down your chimney.  Motion sensors and alarms are useless against him. 

Strangely enough, the police won’t help you.  As it turns out, the people on the weather channel are the ones keeping track of his whereabouts.  Even advanced warning sometimes doesn’t help as their weather maps all stop at the border.

Apparently, some international weather treaties prevent one country from alerting another that he is coming.  It’s all rather sad, really.

 

 

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