So very long Married

 

I woke up this morning

and climbed out of bed

I cut myself shaving

and off fell my head

Honey bring me a mop

and those towels you bought

I’ve cut myself shaving

and it’s worse than I thought

Call into the office

let them know I’m alive

Though I’ll be a bit late

by the time I arrive

My ears can still hear

my nose can still snore

But my vision’s a close-up

of my feet and the floor,

I just bought these towels

I'll grab rags instead,

Oh leave it to you

to cut off your head.