Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Contraption

 


If you are going to build a contraption There are

nine things you'll need.


1.     A license from your local assembly board.

2.    Directional schematic of internal movements.

3.    Standard contraption supplies.

4.    A self-winding digital timer.

5.    Smoke alarm (battery operated)

6.    Vodka & Scotch tape.

7.    Background music.

8.    Adequate lighting & ventilation 

9.    At least two volunteers. (One under 150 lbs.) 



1 comment:

Pauline said...

And a "Manual". Don't forget the manual! It's that paper or book that comes with in and is in several different languages that no one ever reads!