Sunday, August 25, 2024

I must look like a Schmuck

 


One guy tried to sell me a whistle
that only dogs could hear.
"I don't think so, Pal"


Then, there was the dude selling a
rodent repellant device.  He said it emits
a noise that drives mice away, but
we can't hear it.
"Get away from me."


Now, this joker tries to sell me these
glasses.  He says they will protect me
from harmful UV rays.
They're around, but we can't see them.

"What?  You think I was born yesterday?"








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