It's always something

 

I cannot balance my canoe

I have two paddles,

one will do -

I cannot swim, should I fall in

too fat to ride,

I should be thin.

 

Along the curb, my bike I ride

traffic circles,

I take in stride-

Someday a driver - on a bender

will have to scrape me

off his fender.

 

Jogging seems the way to go

no boats, no bikes -

I'll just go slow.

No worries at this slower pace,

though I'll have to have

my knees replaced.