Sunday, August 25, 2024

Draw a box

 

This is the entrance exam for getting admitted to automotive design school.

No computer experience?  No problem.

If you have a pencil and a ruler, lack ambition, have no sense of creativity and your socks always match, then you can have a career designing today’s cars.

Our top graduates, even after only completing 10 weeks of training, were drawing boxes on their own.  That’s right, no supervision.

Gone are the days when cars had personality, style and class.  Fins?  Fuhgeddaboudit.  Wind resistance?  That's old school.  No longer do automakers look to the animal kingdom for inspiration.  There are no Stingrays, or Impalas, in fact, we don’t even name them anymore.  They are assigned letters, that when put together are just like the latest drugs, unpronounceable.

So why wait?  If you lack inspiration and can draw a box, see us about an exciting career in car design.


 

 

 

 

1 comment:

Pauline said...

How right you are!!! Back when I was just a cool kid - I loved those hood ornaments! I wish I had collected them! I love fins and spoilers and big trunks and muscle cars! And whatever happened