Friday, August 16, 2024

Lambchop would have been nowhere without one

 

The thing about new socks is they affect your journey.  Each step feels new and exciting, even if you are traveling over the same path you did just yesterday.  This was the big difference between Lewis and Clark.  In fact, Lewis didn’t even wear socks.  He had sandals, with rubber bottoms that left the imprint of a tire tread.  Clark did wear new, cushioned bottomed black dress socks, fits sizes 9 through 12, and he never complained once about the trip.

It's been reported that Neal Armstrong had not only old socks on, but the left one had a hole in the toe.   That was the only thing that kept him from slipping his moonboots off and walking about the moon barefoot.  NASA knew about the condition of his socks and instructed him to keep his boots on.

American history books give little credit to socks, even though they were the determining factor of the outcome at both Little Bighorn, and Desert Storm.  Now, I can see by your face you’re not believing this.  Hey!  Google it.  You’ll see.  I know for a fact that if you look anywhere along the Lewis & Clark trail you'll see the occasional tire print left by his sandal.  And it is a matter of record that Mr. Armstrong never hid the fact that he really, really did want to leave bare footprints on the surface of the moon, just in case some alien came across it, they'd know we didn't have feet shaped like boots.





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