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What I need is a tube of squeamish eradicator.  Extra strength, if possible.  I never wanted to be squeamish, I’ve just been this way as long as I can remember.  Bugs creep me out, the sight of blood, even if it isn’t mine, gives me the willies.

 

So far, the reviews all say the stuff works great.  One lady reported that after just one application of Ick-B-Gone she could go around stomping on bugs with her bare feet, and it didn't bother her in the least.  In fact, she began to enjoy it so much, she started going outside searching for bugs to squish with her bare feet.  She stopped when the neighbors began to talk.  

She gives it five stars.