Between the
ages of 6 and 13 I was told by various girls that I had Cooties. I hadn't realized that I had Cooties and I
never experienced or displayed any symptoms that I knew of. I just had to take their word for it.
When I was 7
years old I contracted my first case of Heebie-jeebies. At that time there was no known cure. Over the years I have found myself to be more
susceptible to Heebie-jeebies than your average person.
At 18 I got
the Willies. Not being familiar with the
symptoms nor having any real point of reference as to the origin, I
miss-diagnosed myself, believing I had come down with Malaria. I took a long nap and was fine when I awoke.
Over the last
six months I have become addicted to placebos.
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