I seriously doubt

 

Hallmark 

has ever used one of these birds

on their greeting cards,

but the minute you suggest it to them...

"Our writers are already working on something like that."

Oh Blog of little brain

 

In reality

The Usual Suspects

 

FDIC Insured

 

How they got in.

No Magnets were used

 

Don't click on this one

 

I warned you.

There is but one working Castle Gate

 

One is for the gate
One is for the drawbridge

What the fish sees

 

Wire & Wood

 

Such a simple design.

If you ask me

 

The whole neighborhood seems a little sketchy.

cum louder

 

Yes, you are now looking at a graduate of the culinary division of Gallaudet College.

I am now qualified and confident to cook for the deaf.

We poo-poo those people who say, “Don’t sell the steak  - sell the sizzle.”

But enough about me.  How have you been?  Go ahead, tell me about yourself.  You’ve got the floor.

But wait, before we get into all that…

 

No, just kidding.  Go ahead.

I'll shut-up now.

The secret to a good McMuffin...

Okay, I'm done.  Now it's your turn.

How to cook an egg the same shape as a muffin.

The Artist

 

"I have painted these for years.

I first studied in Europe, and eventually moved to

Chicago, where I now have my studio."

"Be careful, this one isn't dry."

Maybe you've seen my work?

Tag

 You're it.

In case you were wondering...

 

Even though there is snow...

 

I'm moving here.

Nothing

 

like a Good Neighbor.

The psychopath of our neighborhood 

tormented her neighbor to death

then sued the grieving widower.

She spreads evil gossip &

distorts the truth

maybe she should run for office.

The sad truth is 
she really exists.  A total nutcase 
living here amongst us
and no one can stop her.

Feed the Birds

 

You'll feel better for it.