Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Thoughts & Newspapers

 

Can geese get goosebumps?

Can you go to jail for scaring someone half to death twice?

Are the ticks in electric clocks simply muted?

Is “and back” always twice the distance?

Who decides – the greater good?

 

Stupid lives on paper

That is, or so I’m told,

In Front Page News

With larger print –

Just above the fold,

Crazy finds its way to you

Sometimes in awful rage,

Its great for warning others

Or the bottom of a cage.

 

 

I have no use for papers

I’ll keep my 20 cents,

You can keep your stupid crooks

In obits please

Past tense.

 

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