Wednesday, January 6, 2021

Classifieds

 

Handyman Needed

Grandfather here from old country.  Needs someone to fix broken English.

 

Lost

Medium size cardboard box.  It has large letters on one side reading,

Lost & Found

 

Companion Wanted

Wife is taking a cruise.  She needs someone to travel with her, pay for the trip, carry the bags, fetch snacks at all hours and take the blame for everything.

 

House for Sale

Beautiful Malibu 3-bedroom, 2 bath home.  Slight mudslide damage.  Also see this ad under Mobile Home for Sale.  $4,600,000.00




 

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