Thursday, March 31, 2022

They don't always scatter when the lights come on

 

Last night’s friendly card game between retired seniors was rudely interrupted by an unusually large cockroach.

  Uninvited, this bug took it upon himself to address the peaceful gathering of retired seniors and chastise them for having the door propped open, allowing a modicum of air circulation. 

Until last night, the cleanliness of the Citrus Hills clubhouse had not come into question.  It had always been assumed that Citrus Hills management hired a pest control service, however it became obvious in last evening’s encounter that they do not.

This reporter believes, based on the great number of dues that are collected annually, a certain level of cleanliness is a reasonable expectation, and annoying cockroaches of any size should not be tolerated.


Reporting Live from Hernando

Mahatma Koat



 

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