Sunday, January 6, 2019

Some Things I've Noticed



The farther you get away from Earth the colder you get

The older you get the harder it becomes to get warm

Old people gravitate to Florida

Young people travel to ski lodges

Old men in Florida dress funny and play golf

Astronauts are far from earth, are cold and dress funny

Retired astronauts move to Florida

There is no direct sunlight in my freezer

Ice cream is cold

Some golfers like ice cream but prefer scotch

Scotch makes you feel warm and dress funny


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