Because the Government has not yet required Blogs to have labels and warnings, we have not felt the need to list the side effects of reading a blog. I, wishing to be up-front and ahead of the pack, shall display all the side effects I am aware of, as they pertain to zobosticleft2write.blogspot.com
First and foremost, your opinion of me may drop several points after reading these posts. Depending on how long you spend here, your snack intake may increase dramatically. Your ability to quickly identify misspelled words will improve, however your general grammar may tend to slip towards a 7th or 8th grade level.
Your interaction with
other people may be affected, should they notice you talking about strange and
or moronic topics of conversation. Your
overall attention span will become noticeably shorter, having spent your time flipping
from post to post just to see what’s next.
Our legal department
is reviewing the remaining side effects before they allow me to publish them
here.
Z. Corwin
1 comment:
👍Standing by for the results.....
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