Friday, January 9, 2026

The Mystic Wonders of Air Travel


So, I’m standing on the far side of my office, when a coupon shows up on my cell phone.  My phone dings, so I look and see that the coupon is for ice-cream.  I like ice-cream so I push the print symbol on my phone and almost instantly, across the room, my printer spits out the very coupon I was just looking at on my phone.  Is that impressive, or what?

 

I could see nothing flying through my office and landing on the printer.  I heard no flapping of wings or felt any air current disruption.

 

I can only assume that future technology will have the actual ice-cream cone pop out from my printer, and I’ll either have to catch it as it comes shooting out, or I will have to add a drip-tray to the leading edge of the printer, to catch any drips until I can get there.

Available today, the HP Soft-Serve 3000, now with cone jam prevention.



 

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