Contrary to previous scientific reports, I have gathered information and near-fact accounts of what the edge of the seeable universe looks like. Throughout history there have been many speculations and claims as to the end of the known universe, and what is just on the other side of it.
Many of you, I’m sure, will take this amazing and startling revelation with a grain of salt, or salt substitute, depending on your particular situation. However, these facts speak for themselves. I should point out here that Albert’s suggestion that the universe turns back on itself is not accurate, although math tends to be different once you pass lightspeed. It almost becomes impossible to find X.
Cutting to the chase, I am here
to announce that at the very edge of our universe is a guardrail. It is not very tall but appears quite
sturdy. Every eleven feet, 4 ¾ inches is
a post, to which the rail is anchored.
As to whether or not we are alone in this universe, I can tell you that
whatever wisenheimer was there before me, painted along the rail, No Rental
Cars Beyond this Point.
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