Life Expectancy

The way I figure it, the state has given me a driver’s license that doesn’t expire for 7 years.  My doctor gave me a prescription for pills that last for 90 days, and that has 6 refills.  Those two things alone add 8 years and 6 months to my life.  Now all I need to do when I get to the market is to buy the thing that has the farthest expiration date.  That will surely add even more time to my life.

 

Eureka!  Honey.

 

 

Here's the thing,  There is a book called Trout Fishing
in America, by Richard Brautigan.
It was his desire to one day write a book that
ended with the word mayonnaise.
It's been mine to end with, Eureka, Honey.