Friday, January 30, 2026

$3.00 at the door.

 

There are no eye charts for animals, so we don’t bother making glasses for them.  The same goes for orthopedic hooves. It’s not a thing.  They don’t have weddings but there is animal husbandry.  A cat burglar shouldn’t have allergies, and horsepower isn’t measured in a stall. 

It’s never advisable to wander about in my brain.  You should always stay behind the ropes, remain with the group and keep your arms and legs tucked in at all times. There are many dead ends, and stairways leading nowhere.  If you’re hearing background music, you might consider getting a cat scan.  Just a suggestion...

 

 

 

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