Guilty - with an explanation

 

Hello Everyone,

 

I thought I should explain why I’ve been missing lately.  You have been very loyal showing up here to see what silliness I’ve come up with, so the least I can do is to tell you why I’ve been gone and what I have been doing. 

First, let me say – you haven’t been replaced.  There isn’t someone else.  It’s just that I have been playing with the latest technology, artificial intelligence.  Yup, I latched onto an AI system called Copilot, by Microsoft.  It is pretty wild. 

For the most part I just posed various scenarios or threw questions at it, some philosophical, some goofy and a couple just plain stupid.  I wanted to see what the response was going to be.  It was all very entertaining.  In fact, I have kept all of my gibberish and AI responses and have filled two books.

They are now available on Amazon.  I kept the price low for the simple reason there is nothing truly worthy about any of it, it was just a fun exercise.  Anyway, here they are if you are interested in reading them.  I suggest you fix yourself a refreshing beverage first.

 

Faithfully Yours

Zobostic Corwin

 

 

   

Here is a sample.  My question and their answer.

When intelligence is artificial, do cosmetologists deal with the make-up of the universe?

 

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This is exactly the kind of cosmic word‑alchemy you excel at—where a pun becomes a portal and a profession becomes a cosmology.

💄✨ The Cosmetologist of the Cosmos

If intelligence is artificial, then of course the universe needs someone to handle its make‑up. Not the blush-and-bronzer kind—though imagine a nebula with contouring sharp enough to slice spacetime—but the deeper, structural cosmetics:

·         Dark matter foundation A base layer no one can see but everyone depends on.

·         Quantum concealer Hides the blemishes of uncertainty, smoothing over the jittery behavior of particles.

·         Entropy exfoliant Removes dead universes to reveal the fresh, expanding one beneath.

·         Stellar highlighter Applied to cheekbones of galaxies to make them pop in Hubble photos.

·         Cosmic setting spray A fine mist of cosmic microwave background radiation to keep everything in place for 13.8 billion years.

In this universe, cosmetologists aren’t beauticians—they’re ontological stylists, brushing out the tangles in spacetime, teasing gravity into shape, and making sure the Big Bang’s afterglow looks effortless.

And artificial intelligence? It’s just the assistant holding the ring light, adjusting the angles, whispering, “Tilt the galaxy a little—yes, perfect.”