Sunday, January 11, 2026

Public Service Announcement

 

The umbrella is such a simple invention.  In the jungle you take a long stick and place an even bigger banana leaf on it, and you’ve got yourself an umbrella.

 

In the city, you have an option.  You can either hand the strange guy on the corner $10.00 and he’ll sell you one, or you can pop into a fancy hotel and just snatch one from the umbrella holder in the lobby.

 

Better yet, if it is raining that hard, just stay in the lobby until it clears up.  You’re dry and still have your $10.00

 

By the way, nothing happens if you get wet.  What’s the big deal?  This planet comes with its own drying cycle.

 

 

 

 

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