Wednesday, June 29, 2022

There has been...

 a great disturbance in the force.


In this case, the force comes by way of battery.  And just so you'll know, changing out your cell phone battery requires three hands, a very dim flashlight and a kitchen spoon.

You should also have soft music playing in the background.

Please set aside at least 3 full days for this transition.

On hand, you'll want to have two replacement screens, a phone number to a local battery shop, and an insane amount of vodka.

Scrub up completely before you start.  Do NOT dry your hands with terrycloth.  It may leave behind tiny threads.  If your ceiling fan is on - shut it off.

Step 1.

Call and make an appointment with the battery store to have them change out your battery.


That's it.



You're done.



1 comment:

Pauline said...

And looking into the future - perhaps someday we won't need a battery! Man, I could really use an emoji here.