Play Ball

 

There came here a cow -

No grass to be found,

upon pitcher’s mound,

With socks, shoes and laces –

she ran all the bases,

She was an incredible cow.

 

There came here a horse –

that Nike endorsed,

Although he did try –

to catch the pop fly,

A large bale of hay –

did get in his way,

The runner got on base, of course.

 

There came here a pig –

Who wore quite a wig,

She loved her some slop,

Her place was short stop,

A grounder came by

But with slop in her eye –

What can I say – she’s a pig.

 

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