August 18, 1972
Dear Coleman,
I would like to return
this lantern for a full refund. I have
enclosed the original receipt. Although
the lantern functioned as advertised, there were unfortunate consequences and
events resulting from the shadows cast.
My Aunt Clara became startled at seeing what she took to
be a giant one-clawed lobster on the side of her tent. She ran screaming into the woods and has
required psychiatric treatment ever since. (There was no lobster)
I hope you understand
why I can not continue using this lantern.
As you can see, I have returned it in the original packaging and shipped
it via UPS.
Thank you for your
understanding
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