Lawyer Tracks

Most of us have not encountered a lawyer out in the wild, but if you are attempting to track one down there are signs to look for.  Here are just a few that indicate a lawyer has been there.

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Close cover before striking

Keep away from children

Dispose of properly

Keep refrigerated

Do not incinerate

Do not induce vomiting

Choking hazard

 Speed Radar Enforced

 Avoid contact with the skin

Keep Out

Not suitable for young children

Caution – Surface may be Hot

Electrical Hazard

Bridge may be icy

Void where prohibited by law

Do not use in the shower

Keep out of direct Sunlight

May be harmful or fatal if swallowed

Warrantee void if modified

Premises protected by closed circuit  

Not to scale

Proceed at your own risk

Falling Rocks

Consult your Doctor before use

Do not over tighten

Remove everything from your pockets before entering

May cause drowsiness

The makers of this product assume no responsibility

Restricted Area

Do Not Over-fill

Do not exceed recommended dosage

Highway patrolled by aircraft

For external use only

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Not responsible for loss or damage to property

This is not a toy

May cause serious injury or death

Buckle-UP, it's the law

Shoplifters will be prosecuted

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Caution - this vehicle is equipped with airbags

May contain nuts