Television

 

There is no drug or cure I bet

to rid these morons from my set,

With made-up words it seems quite clear

moderate maybe, but not severe,

An arm and leg for just an ounce

of drugs nobody can pronounce,

Side effects not good for me

the list goes on and on you see,

With symptoms that remove your breath

and make you twitch long after death,

And all the fine print has to say

is your insurance will not pay.